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Weird Warranty Tales

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Cupper, our long-time warranty maven, sounds off of the unfairness of four bar foolhardiness

Today’s suspension lie will be the term “Faux Bar.”

Faux Bar is a Bogus Science term that folks with no real understanding of the physics of a bicycle made up and had other like minded people latch onto
(from now on I’ll refer to Bogus Science by it’s short form, B.S.). Maybe they just had trouble counting to four, I don’t know.

You can perform a check at home of your bike, to find out if has four bars for your own piece of mind: Shock that’s one, rocker makes two, seatstay, getting closer with three, and last, the chainstay which comes up as four. There you go, you do have four bars there. Just like a pantograph which is also a four bar mechanical linkage that predates suspension bikes by a long time. Unless you’re an expert in B.S. and then you can call it something else.

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Weird Warranty Tales by Cupper

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

In this installment, a DH frame travels the world in the name of kid

Memphis has always meant Smokey and the Bandit to me; for some reason the movie stuck it in my head. Besides BBQ and a music scene it also has a FedEx superhub, and when you get a message like, “inclement weather in Memphis” on the FedEx tracking site you know it can mean ripples around the world.

There’s a line from the song that says “We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there” and that was never truer for a young racer who’d crushed his bike and needed a new frame. Some things like DH bikes are only made once a year, and when they’re all sold they are all gone. To get a new one the factory needs to set their current work aside and run a special one off. To top it off, a clock is ticking down to a once in a year, maybe once in a
lifetime race that, without this new bike, young guy will be relegated to spectator status.

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Weird Warranty Tales – The Car Gap

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Cupper, our longtime warranty maven, reports on one wild ride

Here’s an oldie but a goodie on the fly. As a bonus I’ve tagged on a picture of the world’s biggest Kona fan.

Replacing bikes that break is a lot like being a vet or a dentist. People have a lot of emotion and cash invested in their rides, and one tiny misstep can lead to horrible consequences.

Sometimes you have to put a cherished puppy to sleep, other times you can just buff that mark right out, and sometimes you need to embark on an odyssey of discovery to figure out just how in the world someone could have done something like this to a poor innocent bicycle.

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